"Who chose who we got to be next to? I have my standards!"

"If you stick your nose here again, you'll end up with 3 nostrils."

"You tell anyone about this and I am peeing in your shoes, so help me!"

The Incredible Shrinking Dogs!

Porcupine babies give a whole new meaning to labor pains.

"I'm glad I'm not an only child."

"As long as you're putting her in my bed . . . ."

There's nothing like sleeping in your own bed!

Ears? What ears?

Nothing replaces having a friend.

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
. . .
Then You Must Be The Family Dog