Tuesday, March 25

Fw: Deep Tissue Massage

heehee.....

Tuesday, March 18

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." In that spirit . . . . .

{NOT SAYING ANYTHING}

Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that:

  1. I need to get better at saying "no" first, thus giving myself time to think before agreeing to whatever.
  2. I really need to sharpen my long-suffering, or what ever the fruitage is that allows us to put up with one another so as not to go insane after prolonged exposure to a Certain Person.
  3. Caregivers work for me. I am not just an easy job to do whenever a Certain Person needs/wants more money.

*heavy sigh* Well, that's all for now.

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Tuesday, March 11

Fw: Re Cat Baths

A few thoughts on cat baths...by The Cat:




'But You Said You Loved Me!'




'You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay.'





'You call this water warm???'





'I don't think I like you anymore.'





'You SUCK!!!!!!'





'E.T. phone home......quick!'





'Come closer. I have something I want to whisper in your ear...'





'Traction....I'm losing Traction!'





'I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!'





'No, no, no, no.....NOOOO!!!!'



Fw: zone visit talk of 1/27/08

Our family had the privledge to hear this talk live in the Maui Hawaii congregation the day it was given. The chairman said in advance that we could record an audio copy for ourselves but they specifically requested we not make copies of it. I do have an audio of this talk but have not made any copies per that request.

How nice then to receive today a copy of this talk with the notes from a brother who attended as well! I hope you enjoy it!






WHAT THE NEAR FUTURE HOLDS

January 27, 2008 (Hawaii zone visit)
– Gerrit Losch




  • Although we cannot know our individual future, we do know mankind's immediate future (2 Peter 3:17 "You, therefore, beloved ones, having this advanced knowledge…"). God keeps us informed and He cannot lie (Titus 1:2).

    What will occur in the near future?

    · There will be an international statement or situation where people will cry out "Peace and Security" (1/15/03 wt). This has not yet occurred. We don't know if it will be a desire for peace or a belief that peace has been achieved.

    · Matthew 24:14 has been fulfilled (every day 3,000,000 hours are spent in the ministry).

    · The Great Tribulation has 3 stages: 1) Destruction of Babylon the Great, 2) Period of time in between Babylon's destruction and Armageddon, and 3) Armageddon.

    · 1) Disgusting thing standing in the holy place (Matthew 24:15, Luke 21:20)

    o This occurred in 66 CE under Cestius Gallus when Jerusalem's wall was almost undermined. The Roman armies were disgusting because of their idolatrous ensigns. In 70 CE General Titus came to destroy the city.

    o Unfaithful Jerusalem pictures unfaithful Christendom. Political nations within the UN will devastate Christendom, but it has not yet begun taking its threatening position against false religion (5/1/99 wt, page 16).

    § Terrorists, such as Al-Qaeda, are targeting political nations, not religious organizations.

    o Governments will confiscate all religious bank accounts and property. They will probably imprison clergymen and possibly kill them.

    o Unless those days were cut short (Matthew 24:22), no flesh will be saved. This referred to the days in 66 CE (not 70 CE). Therefore, the modern application is at the beginning of the Great Tribulation – the destruction of Babylon the Great (not Armageddon). Unless those days were shortened, no flesh (true Christians) would be saved.

    · 2) Between 66-70 CE the Jews were divided into factions within Jerusalem. Food ran out and people were prohibited from leaving the city. This occurred "immediately after the tribulation of those days" (Matthew 24:29), referring to the destruction of Babylon the Great.

    o The sun will be darkened, the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from heaven. The 2/15/94 Watchtower, page 20, indicates that this will likely be frightening phenomena in the sky more impressive than what was observed in Jerusalem.

    o Josephus recorded that a comet appeared in Jerusalem in the first century and remained for 1 year (very unusual).

    o Matthew 24:30 and Luke 21: 25, 26 indicates that men will beat themselves in lamentation and become faint out of fear. This happens during the Great Tribulation. Don't apply Luke 21:26 about men being "faint out of fear" to today.

    o Luke 21:25 mentions "the anguish of nations, not knowing the way out because of the roaring of the sea and its agitation". Brother Losch said this could also have a literal fulfillment (e.g. tsunamis).

    o Luke 21: 27 describes mankind as seeing "the Son of man coming in a cloud". This sign is in heaven (not on the earth). Therefore it is not the sign of Jesus' presence, which has many facets here on earth today. Rather, everyone will recognize that what they are seeing is supernatural.

    o Matthew 24:34 "this generation will be no means pass away until all these things occur". The anointed Christians still living will see the fulfillment of all the things foretold regarding the Great Tribulation, including Jesus' execution. However we do not know if they will survive Armageddon and enter the New World.

    o There will be a final attack on God's people by the King of the North before Armageddon. We still cannot identify the King of the North and should not speculate (Daniel book page 281). We may not know until the attack on true Christians actually begins. This attack will probably parallel Gog's attack described at Ezekiel 38.

    · 3) At Armageddon, everyone will recognize that it is divine judgment (Revelation 1:7 "every eye will see him").

    o Zechariah 14:12 "There will be a rotting away of one's flesh, while one is standing upon one's feet; and one's very eyes will rot away in their sockets, and one's very tongue will rot away in one's mouth". Jehovah may use radiation to destroy the wicked. (Yes, Brother Losch actually said "radiation").

    o The final separation of the sheep and goats will take place at this time.

    We must be prepared. At an hour that we do not think it to be, the Son of man is coming (Matthew 24:44).

    · Matthew 24:17 "Let the man on the housetop not come down to take the goods out of his house". How could he flee without coming down from the roof? He would take the outside stairs or ladder, not bothering to go down through the house.

    o We must be willing to leave everything behind! The first century Christians had to run – it meant the loss of absolutely everything. But their flesh or lives were saved.

    o We will lose our homes, businesses, etc. We may be tested by how we view material things.

    o The Christians in the first century fled to the mountains. Jehovah's mountain-like organization will offer protection (God's Kingdom could also be the mountain that we flee to).

    Some doubt the nearness of the end because there are still so many to reach:

    · There are 1.3 billion people in China (although we are preaching there)

    · 1.0 billion in India where 80% have never been witnessed to

    · 1.0 billion Muslims (although we are legal in the largest Muslim country, Indonesia, which has a population of 50 million more people than Russia)

    But Jesus said that we would by no means complete the circuit of cities (Matthew 10:23). He said this after explaining what they should do when people persecute them. We don't know if Jehovah will open up other territories. He could do so in a way we never imagined. Regardless, we know that each life is precious to Him and we should work hard to preach to everyone.

    The end is near. Revelation 17:11 described the UN as the eighth and final king. It has already lasted 3 times longer than it did before going into the abyss (as the League of Nations).


    After Armageddon there will be a lot of work to do. Anyone who thinks the Thousand Years will be a long vacation is mistaken. We will have to cleanse the earth (Bible describes people traveling the earth to bury the dead) and prepare for the resurrection. New estimate is a resurrection of 30 billion people. Can you imagine 30 billion people reappearing on one day? No, it's not reasonable. We can assume that there will be a gradual resurrection (Insight book estimates 200-300 years), one generation at a time. This will make it possible to communicate with the previous generation. We will need to provide food and lodging for the newly resurrected ones. There may be special houses where the resurrections occur (those who died at sea won't be swimming to shore). We don't know if the dead will return with clothing or not, but we do know that they will be completely restored physically (no missing limbs, etc.). We can look forward to growing back hair, teeth, etc. Some animals already manifest such abilities (giant squid can grow back new arms and Amazonian fish grow new teeth over and over).


    Do we really believe the end is near? Our decisions show what we truly believe. Don't seek great things for yourself (Jeremiah 45: 4, 5). This system is passing away. Rather seek first the kingdom. Jehovah has promised to preserve our souls as spoil and has offered us the opportunity to live as long as He does. What a privilege!

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    (There were 7,204 that attended this special talk at a rented convention center in Honolulu and 3,262 that were tied in at 21 other locations on the Hawaiian islands.)
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Monday, March 10

Fw: "Keep Building Your Spirituality" talk/lecture

"Keep Building Your Spirituality"


What is spirituality? The word is only mentined once in the Bible. Jude 19. It means "to have God's spirit. Animals do not. They do not pray or give thanks before eating. Humans eat, sleep and reproduce like animals but we yearn for more. Genesis 1:27. We have a hunger to know our Creator.

Spirituality means to yield to God's spirit and a putting aside of our fleshly desires.

Man can have all his material needs filled but if his spiritual needs are not, he will die. That's what happened to Adam. He didn't continue to build his spirituality.

Matthew 4:1,2 Would Jesus yield to his fleshly desires even though he had not eaten for 40 days? Matthew 4:3,4 Jesus knew that life and happiness did not rely on literal food but in Obedience to Jehovah. Happiness comes from not doing our own will but Jehovah's will.

What is not spirituality?

Being sanctimonious, self righteous or showing off. wt February 1, 1933

Paul recognized that even though he'd been an apostle for some 25 years he still needed to continue building his spirituality. Phili. 3:12,13,16. We cannot base our spirituality on what we learned or did years ago.

The Brooklyn Bridge has been standing for 120 years but it took 14 trouble filled years to build it. Spirituality does not come overnight but Jehovah will help us. Draw close to God and he will draw close to you. Jude 20, 21.

Friday, March 7

Okay, here are some of the pictures from our 2008 Pioneer Special Meeting in Brookings, Oregon. (Please ignore how dorky I look.)

Cassandra Clark, our CO's wife, & me. She is the cousin of Wayne Steinle, a brother who was a big part of the Spanish congregation for a long time. Small world.


Redenna Rademaker from Arcata & Willow Owings from Brookings. Radenna went to Pio School two years after I did & we are old friends. Willow is a relative newbie ~ she went to P.S. last year with Clover.


I'm not sure why I'm including this picture because you can't see Shannon's face, but I think it's funny that Julie snuck it from across the Hall.



This is Aron Piling & his wife (sorry, forgot her name). I first met Aron about 4 years ago when he was just visiting from England & got permission to attend the pio meeting, so I don't consider him a newbie (although he also went to P.S. with Clover). Now he lives here & is married.

Wednesday, March 5

Fw: Out of the Mouths of Babes

A few cute little stories....
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Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

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Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.

A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted."

"What does it mean to be adopted?" asked another child.

"It means," said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!"

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On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."

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Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen. On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement. "Guess what, Mom," he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me ..... "I've been chosen to clap and cheer."

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An eye witness account from New York City, on a cold day in December, some years ago:

A boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said, "My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!"

"I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, you will be more comfortable now."

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her "Are you God's wife?"
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